248 ways to annoy people - Windows Live

Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks. 14. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places. 15. Order a side of pork rinds with your fillet mignon. 16. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show. ... Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day. 32. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September. 33. Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, ...